Hollywood Sex Wars [HD]

BEING HOT IS REALLY EXPENSIVE
This is a silly sex romp about relationships. The hot chicks in town go from beyond having their own clique to communicating about their dates through a web site. This looked like a fairly funny idea, however it was underutilized. Three guys are attempting to get laid by hot chicks, but fail to do so. They come under the tutoring of Johnny Eyelash (Mario Diaz) who knows all their secrets.

The back and forth war was poorly developed as were the characters were never got to know. The film equates dating to prostitution. It had some cute ideas, such as the women meeting at a heart shaped table and using a high heel as a gavel, but that was about as funny as things got. Most of the time the production had predictable plot and old jokes that didn't work. Better off watching a Julie Strain film, such as "Delta Delta Die." If you are a fan of the "American Pie" series (and I am not) you might enjoy this type of humor.

F-bomb, sex, nudity (Shyla Stylez, Suzy Kaye,...

Sexy, Naughty, Silly and Funny
HOLLYWOOD SEX WARS will most likely appeal to those who love the Hangover/Bridesmaids/Knocked Up /etc movies. It is outrageously written and directed by out-there Paul Sapiano, and deals with sparing a group of nerdy guys under the tutelage of Johnny Eyelash (Mario Diaz, best known for 'Adam and Steve', 'Killer Drag Queens on Dope', etc) - Dominique Purdy, Richard Blair, Nicholas Cooper - who learn how to be players, against a group of women who have banded together by Big Wendy (Jenae Alt) and Little Wendy (Eli Jane) to learn how to get what they want form men without the clutter of a relationship.

Basically this film is a parody on the far edges of men and women in the dating spectrum. Sapiano manages to expose and take a long look at dating and drugs, big city life, plastic surgery, fetishes, all with the accompaniment of a lot of exposed huge mammary glands and naughty talk. If that sort of thing entertains then this is one film that is sure to please. it is high...

funny and smart
i was surprised that a movie in this genre could be this clever and witty while still walking that edgy sexy line.

lots of funny moments, and actually a lot of gems of dating knowledge swirl around in this raunchy ride.

enjoyed it on several different levels!

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